Anonymous asked:

SLENDER MAN YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU LIKED PONIES

abstracttheworld asked:

< w> Hmhmhm. Do you think you could ever be related to Squidward? Bald, pale, tentacle arms, *Cough*Badhabitofbeingcruel*Cough*.

romanothetomato asked:

I have to pee really badly. If a cat walked into your house while I was peeing on your couch what would you do? I am a tomato.

I’d prⓍbably feed yⓍu tⓍ my new cat and enjoy sitting Ⓧn sⓍmething that isn’t a cⓍuch. I live in the wⓍⓍds.

scares-sleepless asked:

Why are you such a Dick? Now take off your cloths and sling it.

Wat.

Anonymous asked:

Why are you so sexy? o wo;;

AlsⓍ, draw me like Ⓧne Ⓧf yⓍur French girls.

Anonymous asked:

:U Have you ever found tentacle sex? Online I mean. Hurr~

(( Magical floating computers because I suck at drawing proportional tables!))
(( When he needs to express his emotions properly, he puts a bag with some sort of smiley face on his head. Just to let you know!))

abstracttheworld asked:

:U Have you seen you're own Shimeji? If not, I suggest you get one, and bask in it's sheer winness.

Yes, but unfⓍrtunately I have well Ⓧver just Ⓧne. They just reprⓍduce and get everywhere. But I guess that’s their jⓍb…Kind Ⓧf like parasites, I suppⓍse.

Anonymous asked:

How much wood can you chuck?

 Please fⓍrgive my rudeness, anⓍn.

ask-the-slender-man-and-masky asked:

Ⓧh, hellⓍ there.

tumblrbot asked:

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

(( He kills people, Tumblrbot, he kills them, Jeez!
By the way this blur thing I used really hurts my eyes.))